Humari maange sindur se bharo
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya… HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO
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