I’m very kanjoos
Apr.20, 2017 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Pandit 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Pandit 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
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