In stars ko count karo……
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
In stars ko count karo
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Oh Sorry!!!
Bech main superstar ka nam agaya….!
Khair
Ab edit ker k apne jaise junior artist ka naam mat dal dena 🙂
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