Isme kya hai
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Ek chhota Baccha apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai
Baccha: Isme kya hai mummy
MUMMY: Isme Pyara Baby Hai
Baccha: BABY itna Pyara thaa to khaa kyon gayi…
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