Keeping idiot busy
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.
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