Khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta…
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: Why do you want 2 die?
Husband: Mai itni dher shari khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
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