Lips Bhindi ki taraah,
Gaal Tamatar ki taraah,
Eyes Matar ki taraah,
Poora Face Gobih ki taraah,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!

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