Make me feel like a wife
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
A girl remove her jeans and threw it at her boyfriend
And said, “Make me feel like a wife”
Boy removed his jeans too, threw it at his Girl friend
and said “wash both of these”.
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