Mobile pe susu kar deta hay
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
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V v _ )
Main nay aik puppy bheja hay
Jo log mujay sms nahi kartay,
Ye un kay mobile pe susu kar deta hay.
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