Note bheeg jayega
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Munnabhai: Aey circuit note ke upar ke gandhiji hamesha muskurate hue kyun rehte hai?
Circuit: Kyuki agar woh roo pade to note bheeg jayenge.
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