Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb : Kal aana.
Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.
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