Sandle utaron kya..
Oct.02, 2022 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao
Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?
Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao
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