Santa & Banta
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Funny SMS
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi”
2nd: To kya?
1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-
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