Still people say this is men’s world
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
When a girl smiles she is considered cute,
when a boy smiles he is flirting.
when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty,
When boy licks he is tharkey.
When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people
But if a boy falls everybody laughs.
STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN’s WORLD.
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