Teacher asks a Computer Student
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Teacher asks a Computer Student:
What are the 3 latest versions of java?
Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil,
kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.
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