Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Funny SMS
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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