Tute huye dil se pyaar
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.
Girl : Harmkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
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