Why you’re dying of AIDS?
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
A man is dying of cancer:
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
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