Rahul ke baap ne kaha, “Ghar chhod do”
Maa ne kaha, “Girlfriend chhod do”
Girlfriend ne kaha “Sarab chhod do”
But my dear friend tumse kisne kaha, “SMS karna chhod do?”

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