Break fail ho gayi hai
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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