Ek sardar exam dene gaya to …
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Sardar SMS
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya????
Arey yaar simple hai usko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
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