Kash yeh meri…
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi toh main bhi inna sona honda..
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