Main nikala gadi le k
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?
Mendak jump in water
Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”
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