Santa and frog argument
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
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