Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

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  8. I miss u Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga – –...
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  13. Open the zip and do An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman : Good evening, how do u do? Santa : Gud evening, we...
  14. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
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