Sardar and Friend
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Sardar SMS
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
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