Jhak marte the kya…
Jun.23, 2015 in
Urdu Funny SMS
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp,
Graham bell used 2 study in candle,
shakespear used 2 study in stret lite.
Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata..
sale din mein jakh marte the kya?
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