Sardar and Beta
Jun.23, 2015 in
Sardar SMS, Urdu Funny SMS
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
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