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1. Sardar talking on cell Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi se… 2ND : Itne… pyaar...
2. How do you recognize? – How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases the notes from the...
3. Main churail hoon A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon. Sardar: Janta...
4. Empty beer bottles Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They’re there for those who don’t drink....
5. An Englishman and Santa An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the...
6. Talaq kyun di? Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di? Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj...
7. An astronomer and Sardar An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that...
8. What does Sardarji do? – What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? – He makes a...
9. One tourist from U.S.A. One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?” Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!...
10. Why are you late Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went...
11. Agar piche se aaye… Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do? Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se...
12. Can you lend me? Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know you have it, I will...
13. Go and water the plants Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar : So what? Take...
14. He done his work Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa : He...
15. Gold ring de de SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST...
16. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : B.Com...
17. Santa’s wedding anniversary It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa : Why to punish the...
18. Santa found answer Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar,...
19. 1 line main bool biwi chahiye Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan :...
20. Sardar and Friend Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti...
21. When I was born When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!...
22. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
23. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
24. Other way 2 marry Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way...
25. A Sardar's Speech… A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in...