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1. No match, due to rain!!! Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except...
2. Sardarji infront of mirror Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He...
3. I miss u Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga – –...
4. Talaq kyun di? Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di? Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj...
5. Sardarjis go to a movie – Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? – Because below 18 was not allowed....
6. Banda Soo Jaye 1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intazar kernay se behtar hai k...
7. Sardarji standing below a tube light – Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him...
8. What does Sardarji do? – What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? – He makes a...
9. Vibration mode Santa suffering from cold was shivering, his son called doc Doc: what happened? Son: bimari ka to pata nahi par...
10. Agar piche se aaye… Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do? Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se...
11. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
12. You could have posted it Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Sardar : Why did you come so...
13. Go and water the plants Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar : So what? Take...
14. Sardarji is not sleeping Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told him that it is wrong...
15. Sweet conversation Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will...
16. Sardar talking on cell Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi se… 2ND : Itne… pyaar...
17. That’s no excuse!!! Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta : I did it without...
18. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : B.Com...
19. Santa’s wedding anniversary It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa : Why to punish the...
20. Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab...
21. Sardar and Friend Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti...
22. Why did he do so? Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did...
23. Wo udash ho gaya Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho. Santa : 20...
24. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
25. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...